for all you trendies and sophistos

So this is blogging, attempt number three. i was planning on doing this a few months ago because all of my friends went to Europe, but I got drunk and forgot. Anyway, this blog will chronicle the choicer of my deplorable actions, the more amusing of my insults and intrigues, and hopefully some of Sym's thoughts on rap music and raconteurism [fuck you Jack White]. Gird your loins, motherfuckers.